to kiss, or not to kiss

last night i came millimeters away from getting my first kiss. i know. crazy. the thing is, is that i really don't like the kid like that at all, and it was just super awkward. here is the story:
i was at my buddy colton's house watching The Eye with a bunch of my friends. my "friend" named--we'll call him Bob--came over and watched it with us. after the movie, we all played outside in the lovely warm summer night. "Bob" was acting a teeny bit weird and seemed to be plotting something with two of my other "friends". when "Bob" had to leave, he asked me to walk him to his car which was like 20 feet away from where everyone was. i thought nothing of it because i have made it very VERY clear to Bob that i don't do the whole boyfriend thing etc. so we were standing by his car and he was like "if i ask you a question would you answer it completly honestly?" and i said, "well, it depends on the question." and he said "that is not the answer i wanted to i will leave now." and i just thought to myself ok, weirdie, whatever. so then he gave me an awkward hug, and i was speculating to myself the awkwardness of the hug when all of a sudden i realized that his face was VERY close to mine, and his lips were sort of puckered. then my instints kicked in and i shoved him away and turned my head as he went in for the kill. so instead of landing on their intended target, his lips sort of brushed against my neck. (shudder). i thought he was kidding. i honestly didn't think he was serious or else i would have punched him harder than he has ever been punched before.
anyways. i thought he was kidding until he asked me if i liked him. when i told him that i like him as a friend and nothing else, he refused to believe me! he started twisting my words around until i finally just walked away. for a second i thought he was going to chase me but he left. gaaaa! it was the most random and awkward thing ever.
so that is the story of my non-kiss. i hope you enjoyed it!